How Well Do You Know Dino Bauba?

I've had a few important off ice issues to deal with over the last few days and haven't really had anytime to post up anything decent. (I've been benched) The same goes for just now so you will have to make do with this, like it and lump it:

So how well do you hockey know it alls know Team GB knocker Dino 'The Wolfman' Bauba?. Do you know these truths about our Lithuanian O.A.P, sorry veteran, experienced forward....

Underneath Dino Bauba's beard is infact another beard

Dino Bauba invented the beard

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Dino Bauba instead decided to hook his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Dino Bauba was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Dino omitted from the Bible.

The chief export of Dino Bauba is beard!

Dino Bauba, when clean-shaven, radiates the heat of three suns

Your granny has that beard out of respect for Dino

Almost a repost of a previous update but that's all you getting for now!.