- Alan Hough once ate the M.I.R sound sytem and pooped it out fully functioning.
- When Scott Neil goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Alan Hough.
- The Universe was created when Alan Hough body checked Jim Vickers. The energy released is commonly known as the big bang
- There are no disabled people, only those whom Alan Hough hasn't played against
- If tapped the kinetic energy generated by a single Alan Hough slap shot is enough to power Edinburgh for a little over two years.
- Alan Hough never turn on the lights at a rink, his skills light up the building
- It takes Alan Hough just 20 minutes to play 60 Minutes
- Hadrian's wall was orginally built to keep Alan Hough out, it failled miserably
- Alan Hough can score a hat-trick with just two touches of the puck
- Alan Hough sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled defensive strength. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Hough cross-checked the devil to the head and promptly took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted that Alan Hough was the better man and the he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
And one more fact you should know about the Capitals living legend...
- An Alan Hough wrist shot it so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye
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