BREAKING CAPITALS NEWS
Their is a strong rumour emerging from Murrayfield tonight that the young British players simply can not get enough of Pokemon. ' Gotta catch them all ' Despite being a decade or so late the young wiper snappers and ankle biters at the club regularly swap cards and join up to play a 'game boy' connect game. It is being reported they battle it out and test their Pokemon trainer skills often. I personally don't see it as a bad thing as it is quite clearly a group bonding session and certainly can not harm their on ice chemistry. Well once they all get on the ice at the same time.
Anyway and probably most shockingly of all an inside source at the club - not the giant American play caller - has informed us here at Check to the Head towers that fans favourite and cheeky imp Jordan Steel's favourite monster in his pocket is none other than musical mistero 'Jigglypuff'
We caught up with a Jigglypuff tonight and this was it's response to the news
See even Jigglypuff's know they suck! Quite clearly Onyx is where it's at!
As of 9.50pm Mark Paterson's and Dean Hollan'd preferences were still 'unconfirmed'
The rumour is that Darius was forced out after losing a Pokemon battle. Neil Hay + Jigglypuff beat Darius + Pikachu. The disgrace was more than the Lithuanian winger could bear.
ReplyDeleteYou know what, that's just lies. We needed Darius's wages to pay for a New D man - Your vicious lies are umm un-acceptable, please stop just making stuff up! ;p
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