Friday 8 January 2010

WTF? An Update Sharp vs Pizza

So I have decided to start doing this stuff again, well for now.

I'm at work just now and I'm having as much fun as Andrew Sharp did in his recent "fight" with Mr Bergin of Nottingham Panthers fame. One thing is for sure my cold ridden nose is just as bright red as Sharp's was last week (3.1.10) after taking a sweet right hook slap bang on the nose. The main difference being my red beak hasn't knocked me to my knees.

Sharp posed his way through the early part of the skirmish. He was standing on the ice swinging his arms and fists in the fashion of an 1800's proper gentleman boxer all he was missing was the waxed handle bar moustache and the upper class London accent. The fight itself was over in a matter of seconds as Sharp posed Bergin chucked hurt bombs with the intent of hurting Sharp's sense of well being. Sharp took one on the face which left him visibly shaken, as per norm the Caps 'enforcer' offered very little in response, he chose to clutch and grab over throwing punches of his own. He clearly lost yet another scrap.

Now at the start of the 09/10 season Doug Christiansen promised Sharp would win us all over with his attitude to the game. Well here at CttH towers we are still waiting to be won over, we're still waiting to be even the slightest bit impressed. We're left to think that the money being spent on Sharp would be better off spent on providing pizzas for the young british guys for the long bus journeys they have to make almost every weekend.
I think it's a fair swap at least a nice warm pizza would do some good for our team. It certainly would bring a smile to the cheeky, cheeky face of Jordan Steel and it might just tickle the ribs of Mark ' the postman ' Paterson, never a bad thing. In our book that more than makes Pizza the better deal.

So there you have it, I think CTTH has just proven without a doubt that a pizza has more value to the Capitals than Andrew Sharp. Sad but true!

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