5 Players We Should Have Signed

It is update time once more, can I get a yeehaa?

So here it is five players we SHOULD have signed (all real) for no other reason that their high quality, high humour, high brilliance names :)

Dustin McCrank - C'mon imagine having a guy called Dustin McCranck in your team (pictured above) That's right Dustin McCrank! He exists, it's a real person with a real name. Would other fans laugh? Quite probably, would we laugh? Absolutely! Would he be rubbish? More than likely. Mr McCrank for the Caps Awoooga!

BJ Gaylord - OK, OK If your surname was Gaylord, which is very funny in itself why oh why would your parents give you fore names with the initials B.J? Im sure you probably think we have made this guy up but go on hockeydb him, he's there. He really is.

Robin Big Snake - It would be simply fantastic if the Capitals could ice McCranck, Big Snake and Gaylord all at the same time. What would the Caps TV commentary be like? Would they be able to broadcast before 9pm? Maybe it would go something like this, just setting the scene here.

It is in over-time of course and....

" Dustin McCranck sets things up for Gaylord, who quickly finishes it off after a nice one, two with Big Snake in the high slot "

Or something like that.... What, What?

Willi Winkes - Nope, we didn't make this one up either. OK we will admit that he's not a well known player or even still alive, maybe he is maybe he's not you can do the research into it. He was though a coach with Frankfurt in the German Oberliga during the 80's.
Is it just me or is their a theme to all these names so far?

Bear Trapp - Just a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant name and he would probably be half decent in the EIHL. If Neil Hay can get a game then Mr Bear Trapp deserve a spot on the Capitals roster purely based on the awesomeness of his name. I'd sponsor that jersey for shizzle...