Dan Welch Pre- Capitals

Now that the season is over it is going to become harder and harder for CttH to do these regular and much anticipated updates. We might just have to start making stuff up or something. I also know for a fact "Iain C" salivates at the mere thought of a Check to the Head update.
If you listen very closely that yucky, moist tongue noise you can just about make out well that's him. SHUT UP IAIN! He's easily impressed you see. As I was saying as the season is over we will be forced to look back at the recently complete campaign for an interesting story to tell.

Soooo.... recently CttH got its hands on a secret picture of twisty, jinky legged, ladies man and puck greedy Dan Welch before he joined the Capitals. Our source has umm asked to remain anonymous. The photo itself was taken approximately seven weeks before joining the team.


The picture that you can see quite clearly on the left is Dan Welch before he got the call to join the Edinburgh Capitals.
It is definitely not the co star of hit US TV sit com 'King of Queens' Paton Oswalt.

After Doug Christiansen found Dan Welch's contact number after a very expensive 118-118 call Dan hit the gym. He chased after chickens, he punched dead cows repeatedly, he ran up mountains, he pissed off Paulie, he was blessed by Father Carmine in Latin, he out sprinted Apollo Creed and was beaten up by Clubba Lang. He also stitched himself up and wore a red bandanna in the Vietnam jungle... No wait, that's not right.

Anyway the muscles from Hastings, MN as he is now called turned things around, his on screen time was also cut back so that allowed him to appear at the rink of dreams every weekend The pay increase also helped!

As this more up to date image proves Paton, Sorry Dan really did do a trick by sticking to his Tyra Bank endorsed 'Eat Healthy Foods' diet. She's so sensible, it's like she has her fingers on the pulse of original thinking. Anyway the fighting spirit and desire to regain his world title from Clubba Lang also helped. He took on the wrecking machine that was flab and taught it a bitch-ass lesson. Mickey would be so proud.

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